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i have loved bacon for a long time
and now i have married a goyim
oh to be such a naughty jew
giggle
and now i have married a goyim
oh to be such a naughty jew
giggle
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Re: naughty jew
Tue, July 6, 2004 - 3:36 PMsame here.....loved bacon all of my life and married a vegettarien french goya....lol ill go to hell for sure :P -
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Re: naughty jew
Wed, July 7, 2004 - 1:10 AMGoya is a bumpy green south Japanese vegetable, kinda like a bitter melon.
I hope that's not what you meant...
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Re: naughty jew
Wed, July 7, 2004 - 4:07 AMnop....goya in hebrew means a non jewish girl :P
goy= non jewish male
goya= non jewish female
goyim=non jewish people
end of todays lesson :D -
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Re: naughty jew
Wed, July 7, 2004 - 10:13 AMthanks for the lesson
:)
hmmm, that's giving me an idea for a post! -
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Re: naughty jew
Wed, July 7, 2004 - 1:21 PMgreat idea for a post!
gonna reply on it right now! -
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Re: naughty jew
Thu, July 8, 2004 - 1:13 AMI am a bad jew b/c I got this great idea to cook this tofu in bacon fat just the other day. Yummmerific truly.
the bad thing is that i really really really wanted to feed it to this vegan boy that I am dating.
Should I have???? -
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Re: naughty jew
Thu, July 8, 2004 - 3:32 AMmeeeaan meeaan meeann jew girl you are leslie! :)
deserve some spanky! -
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Re: naughty jew
Thu, July 8, 2004 - 9:37 AMooooh well that is a whole 'nother subject........
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Re: naughty jew
Thu, July 8, 2004 - 8:10 AMSee my "New Theory on Bacon" post from a while back for a solution to this little quandary.
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Re: naughty jew
Fri, July 9, 2004 - 5:31 PMthat reminds me. Gardenburgers are really good with cheddar and bacon. -
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Re: naughty jew
Fri, July 9, 2004 - 8:53 PMeverything is good with cheddar and bacon... -
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Re: naughty jew
Fri, July 9, 2004 - 9:02 PMthat pretty much sums up this tribe.
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Re: naughty jew
Fri, July 9, 2004 - 11:33 PMOne naughty little jewish girl here too. Not only do I have the tattoos (that my grandmother hates) but I also married a scottish man.
I've always loved bacon and especially BBQ'ed pork. Now when my jewish friends jokingly chastise me for eating it, I just smile and reply, "Its ok - my husband is Methodist". It gets a laugh anyway. But more to the point...why should I make excuses for my love of pork? -
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Re: naughty jew
Sun, July 11, 2004 - 12:23 AMyeah, god is all about the pork! i can totally see it, if i were omnipotent, omniscient and omni-in-general i'd be very much bothered if people were eating pork or chewing gum in public. VERY bothered indeed! -
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Re: naughty jew
Sun, July 11, 2004 - 12:04 PMI'm sure that if ol' YHVH really cared about it, He wouldn't have made the damn things so tasty.
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Re: naughty jew
Sun, July 11, 2004 - 4:30 PMThen there are the horrors of being tattoo'd.
I have two and planning another.
Others? -
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Re: naughty jew
Mon, July 19, 2004 - 3:50 PMthats the one thing i wont do even tho i want to (tattoo)
but recently i moved from Buffalo NY to Austin TX. kept kosher til highschool and actually went to hebrew school for 9 years prior. i remember sneaking pepperonni at my aunts house (my mother converted) and being amazed by the greasy flavor.
but down here there are so many new pig flavors. babyback ribs, bacon egg and cheese breakfast tacos (toquitos) it's a little rediculous. oh and McGriddles. good lord those things are amazing -
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Re: naughty jew
Mon, July 19, 2004 - 8:22 PMYeah, no Jewish cemetaries for me and my tattoos either. I'm not exactly sure when the last time I ordered a pizza or a burger without bacon on it. And did anyone else get a bar/bat mitzvah just for the payoff? -
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Re: naughty jew
Mon, July 19, 2004 - 8:34 PMoh shit!
i have two tattoos
and i didn't even think about the religious aspect
whoops -
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Re: naughty jew
Tue, July 20, 2004 - 3:36 AMi have 2 tattoos i got in tel aviv...lol
im an atheist jew. -
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Re: naughty jew
Fri, July 23, 2004 - 11:02 PMAtheist Jew! that just opens up the can of worms whether you consider being Jewish to be a religion or a race. That being said, I am also an Atheist Jew. I just get questions from friends about it and end up with judaism being a cultural identity and not necessarily religion, but even that seems kind of hollow or not quite descriptive enough. what do you think? new thread? different tribe? should I stick to the bacon? -
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Re: naughty jew
Sat, July 24, 2004 - 9:57 AMthats a big issue you opened here jess....an issue im struggling with for 15 years now....i dunno if it deserves a new thread, a new tribe or a new book...
all i can say is that for me, coming from an atheist house in israel, judaism is more of a cultural thing,a tradition, but not a belief.
religion for me is something people needed before there were rules and science to make things clear.
we dont need religion anymore.so all thats left is culture and tradition, which is a positive thing, it helps us remember who we are and where we come from.but nothing more then that.
jews are not a race though, thats for sure(reaserches say so). -
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Re: naughty jew
Sat, July 24, 2004 - 12:37 PMWait a minute..."science and rules"...I think I'd rather have a relationship with the mysteries of the universe that cannot be explained or legislated.
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Re: naughty jew
Sat, July 24, 2004 - 4:52 PMNaughty jewgrrrl (Israeli born) here who loves Bacon on her matzo.
Shalom all!
My brother shot a documentary that I was in, recently. Part of it involved me interviewing another dyke at a queer synagogue in San Francisco, with my dog Eli(jah) at my side.
Two dykes and a dog in a synagogue? Would have seemed impossible to me as an Israeli kid. Oye!
I wish I could tell you that we ate bacon during the interview, but alas that didn't happen. -
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Re: naughty jew
Mon, July 26, 2004 - 5:37 AMexcellent madporf :) just great really! -
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Re: naughty jew
Thu, July 29, 2004 - 5:15 PMHeh, you think being an athiest jew is hard to explain, try being an arabic jew. I've had people tell me "arabic jew? that doesn't exist!" I guess I'm a figment of someone's imagination then...
I'm Lebanese American, being jewish doesn't make me not arabic. But then, sephardic jews have been pretty much ignored for a long time so it's not surprising that the concept of being both an arab and a jew would be hard to grasp.
I don't really much care to try to pick apart what is race, what is culture, what is religion... what's the point other than politics. However people want to identify themselves is cool with me. -
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Re: naughty jew
Thu, July 29, 2004 - 5:31 PMofcourse arabic jews exist....the whole sefarad are jews from arabic countries, they speak arab, and their culture is more arab then anything else. -
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Re: naughty jew
Thu, July 29, 2004 - 8:33 PMi identify myself as
naughty jew -
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Re: naughty jew
Sat, July 31, 2004 - 7:08 AMits just because you wanna get spanky spanky!
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